Bitches be wantin’ to go to The Cheesecake Factory and they be gettin’ their cheesecake with blueberries, strawberries and caramels and I be like ‘bitch, that is expensive.’
― Barack Obama

dou-g:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving them money

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exemplarybehaviour:

yesterday i went to buy something and the store owner looked up and said something to me in chinese and i was so surprised i just said “what” in english and then we stared at each for a full ten seconds like what the fuck we are in spain 

fleshmorph:

i do bad things because i listen to music with swears 

Anonymous: im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink

lolipie:

I can be cute.

I can be a slut.

I can be a cute slut.